A few odd realizations
Disclaimer: If you are unfamiliar with American football, part of this post may not make sense.

It became clear to me yesterday evening that folks in Indiana are either way too ingrained with basketballism (I know that's not a real word, but try and use your imagination and stay with me here people!), or will stop at nothing to win free stuff, regardless of it's value (monetary or personal). Observe....
A conversation between "Jeff" and a local radio DJ from yesterday afternoon:

DJ: What's your name caller?
Jeff: My name is Jeff.
DJ: Congratulations Jeff, you're caller 93! You've won a pair of tickets to see the Indianapolis Colts take on the New England Patriots at the iMAX theater this Sunday!
Jeff: (With feigned enthusiasm) Awesome!
DJ: So are you a big Colts fan, Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah I suppose so.
DJ: Well let's get a quick prediction from you? Predict the score at the end of the game...
Jeff: Gee...I don't know, umm...102 to...70, I guess.
DJ: Umm...that would be with the Colts winning, at least, right?

Hopefully some of you will catch on to the inherent (and undeniably hysterical) humor here!

Anyway, moving on...

Don't you just hate when you're sitting there, with the girl you have a massive crush on (who happens to have a boyfriend who you think is a complete loser and inferior human being in general), talking about this and that and you're discussing personalities and you both realize that you definitely have several character traits which she finds extremely attractive (and she has, on several occasions, dropped hints in the past that she thinks you're cute) and the conversation starts to gear towards the idea that the two of you might actually be destined to hook up some day soon because you're clearly a much wiser choice as boyfriends go compared to the scumbag she's dating now and you know that with your imagination and creativity, the opportunities to completely woo her would be endless...and then the asshole calls just to tell her he's thinking about her (for the first time ever!) and she gets ALL F*CKING EXCITED about it and decides to rush home and cook dinner for the two of them and you know full well what that will lead to later in the evening, an event which now seems to never be destined to include YOU...

I mean, don't you just hate that?

CHEERS!




- posted by The Outlaw @ 4:54:00 PM