For Annette
I'm sitting in my office, reading Annette's blog...and suddenly I burst out laughing as I read "did you know that today is National Steak and a Blowjob Day?".

Really, you just have to know Annette or else I guarantee coffee won't come shooting out your nose as you read most of her stuff.

Then again I could be wrong..."Have you ever called a porn hotline?" "No, you loser!"

Anywho, so I'm copying a "trivia" questionnaire from her blog (no copyright infringements here!) in her honor! Answers replaced with my own, of course.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jon
2. Nooch
3. Hey you!

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. VUSandman7788
2. Cool_Like_Ginger_Ale
3. Thndrchikn2000

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My tolerance for alcohol
2. The way I use my job to help others
3. My sense of style

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. The fact that shaving almost ALWAYS causes me to break out!
2. My gray hair (slowly but surely)
3. My unpredictable temper

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. English
3. Pennsylvania Dutch

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Razor blades
2. Needles
3. Marriage

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Ibuprofen
2. My Nextel
3. Water

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Glasses
2. Necktie
3. My Nextel

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS:
1. Collective Soul
2. Extreme
3. Vertical Horizon

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "The Reason" - Hoobastank
2. "Mission Responsible" - Michael Tolcher
3. "Somewhere Only We Know" - Keane

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. A Texas Hold 'Em tournament
2. Travelling
3. Riding an ATV

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Trust
2. Understanding
3. To feel desired in every aspect

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I get my hair cut once a week
2. I have never crashed a motorcycle
3. I have never been fired from a job

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. I'm an "ass-man"
2. Lips
3. Legs

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Play the drums
2. Go one day without having some sort of conflict
3. Cartwheels

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Riding motorcycles
2. Playing Texas Hold 'Em Poker
3. Playing the guitar

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go home
2. Sell my truck
3. Buy a new motorcycle

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Investigations
2. Property Management
3. Selling Penis Enlargment pills on Ebay

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Ireland
2. Las Vegas
3. Hawaii

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THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married
2. Have kids
3. Find my definition of happiness

CHEERS!
- posted by The Outlaw @ 2:39:00 PM